The Stupid Grazy Donald Trump (English Version)

Foreword Everyone knows him, a man from the wise house and also the 75th president of the United States:

When I first saw Trump on TV, I thought it was a bad joke. He looks like a comic character from a bad comic movie. No, unfortunately it was the truth. He's real. He's real. Acts like a little baby, screams and fires everyone who doesn't fit. Now with my next book, I would like to express my hearty jokes kind of way, what I think of such a crazy president of the United States. This man is crazy and totally crazy in the head!




Airplane
Clinton and Trump are on the plane. Says Trump, „You want me to throw $100 out the window and make one person happy?!“ Says Clinton: „Should I throw 10 times 100$ out the window, then 10 people will be happy?!“ Says the pilot: „Should I throw you both out the window, then millions of people will be happy?!“


Men
Three boys are walking through Washington when they see a man drowning in a river. They plunge straight into the water and rescue the drowning man. When they reach the riverbank, the boy they rescued turns out to be Donald Trump. Donald is happy about the rescue and tells the boys that he will grant them one wish each. The first boy says, „I wish for a mountain bike.“ - „Okay. Tomorrow my secretary will come and take you to the bicycle store.“ The second boy wishes for a smartphone. „Okay. Tomorrow my secretary will come and take you to the bike shop. The third boy: “I wish for a state funeral.„ - “What for? You're too young to think about dying,„ Donald asks. - “But if my father finds out that I saved you from the river, he'll kill me."



Funny thing
There are four people on an airplane: Trump, an egoist, the pope