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The Spam Letters
von Jonathan LandSUBJECT: Re: confidentaility
To: hamza kalu
From: Jonathan Land
Jonathan Land, If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die infact i am looking at you now from a calabash of water and wondering if i should strike you dead but i see a girl an innocent girl, her spirit is strong i will let you pass this time. Hamza.
Hamza, You´re the funniest f***** in the world. I´d like to see your African Vodoo against my American Technology. I´m a top muckity-muck in the Department of Defense. I´ll have a Smart Bomb in your lap faster than you can play Hot Potato with it. They´ll be picking those vodoo pins out of the remnants of your a** right up until the funeral. So seriously, I´m not a cop or anything (.)
Jon
Jonathan Land, If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die infact i am looking at you now from a calabash of water and wondering if i should strike you dead but i see a girl an innocent girl, her spirit is strong i will let you pass this time. Hamza.
Hamza, You´re the funniest f***** in the world. I´d like to see your African Vodoo against my American Technology. I´m a top muckity-muck in the Department of Defense. I´ll have a Smart Bomb in your lap faster than you can play Hot Potato with it. They´ll be picking those vodoo pins out of the remnants of your a** right up until the funeral. So seriously, I´m not a cop or anything (.)
Jon